there u go i did the reverse magic and ur all safe
bless you Frosted Butts
I keep a tonne of these in my drafts and I publish them every time I see chain mail
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
trying to help your friends feel better but you don’t know how to make them feel better
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care